Join the Mothers of Mayhem
OPENING NOVEMBER 1st!!!
Motherhood is the most important work you’ll ever do.
You are the heart and well of your home—your calm, laughter, and presence ripple through every corner. When you’re depleted, life feels heavy and messy for everyone.
Mothers of Mayhem exists so you can:
Feel grounded, calm, and present
Stop surviving and start thriving
Learn to regulate your nervous system so you can breathe through chaos
Shift your mindset and throw the miserable mom mentality out the front door
Reclaim who you are and invite joy, energy, laughter, and happiness back into your life so you can fully enjoy your sweet babies
WHAT YOU'LL GET:
90 Day Happy Mother Roadmap:
I’ll be walking with you every step of the way through a 90-day roadmap designed to help you feel grounded, present, and alive again. Each day, you’ll get small, intentional guidance — rituals, mini challenges, journal prompts, and pep talks — all crafted to help you stop surviving and start thriving.
This isn’t a one-and-done guide... it’s a daily companion, nudging you back to yourself, helping you regulate your nervous system, shift your mindset, and reclaim joy, energy, and laughter in your life and your motherhood.
By the end of 90 days, you’ll have built a new rhythm for yourself — one that feels radiant, calm, and fully alive.
Daily Mother Connection: Check-ins, encouragement, journal prompts, humor, and uplifting nudges
Golden Hour: Monthly slumber party Zoom calls, penpals, whimsical crafts, and giveaways
Voxer VIP Access (For Sanity Sippers): Private support when you need it most
Motherhood doesn’t have to feel miserable, lonely, sad, or lost. Come join a bloody lovely community of radiant, real, messy moms and start feeling grounded, alive, present, and joyful again.
HOW TO JOIN:
Grab your Sanity Sipper Stack (ASEA Redox, VMG+ greens, and Marine Collagen — pick either ASEA or greens + collagen, or go all in!) or choose a dainty and radiant piece of Wild Zanksy jewelry that’s designed to be your daily nudge toward presence, calm, and joy.
Each piece is more than jewelry — it’s a gentle reminder to pause, breathe, and carry your light, even on the busiest, messiest days of motherhood. Slip it on, and you’re instantly part of the club.
Either way… you’re in. YEEHAWWWW!